Lisaaa Ellsbury. Legal! Simpleee and plain. I'm on a mission to achieve everything and more! I make 'tons of mistakes, but keep in mind that I'm still learninggggg. Living my life in Texas, wishing it was back in Vegas. Blunt, Shy, Outgoing, Motivated, Indecisive, Intellectual, Always hungry, Doesn't care, Doesn't matter. I love what i love, i love who i love and that's all there is to it. Be You, Let Live, Let Love <3
I have to disagree. The most stressful AHS moment for me was when Vivian knew Hayden was in their house and she couldn’t find the dog and then we thought Hayden put the poor puppy in the microwave.
possibly the most stressful moment in ahs history.
Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.
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if you don’t think there needs to be better sex ed in school let me tell you that i almost slept with a guy from my health class until he took one look at my clit and said “ew why is your pee hole swollen like that? is that herpes?”
when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:
If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them
If they can’t…
That’s actually a really good way of putting it.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services